friend: so what's a turn on for you?
me: big eyes
me: and a sense of humor
friend: oh, that's cool
me: ....also pink hair
me: ......and having the ability to breathe and eat fire
me: ........maybe even being the son of a mighty dragon
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: ...natsu. natsu turns me on

Like father, like son

fushigikid:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

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Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

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BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Well played Disney… well played

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I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

I believe Micky Mouse is you know a mouse. But whatever

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

nowyoukno:

lonewolfpawprints:

coelasquid:

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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nayrusskyworld:

spook-dubious:

verdantrange:

twixie-answers-mod:

modofgraywalkerpony:

ask-golden-star-and-friends:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

roflmao-the-clown:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

insanelyasinine:

angrilyeverafter:

yunachan2:

skendrixlabs:

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

solidspook:




HELLO THERE MY NAME IS LILY AND IM CAPTION OF THE USS PINK PIZZA

MY NAME WOULD BE PINK PICKLE KILL ME

I’m not wearing any underwear so naked olives would be my name lol

AHOY! SPACE CAPTAIN BLACK FAJITA REPORTING FOR DUTY

I think the color I’m wearing is technically called “nude” so Nude Cookie

All board the star ship this is your captain, Blue Tuna, speaking

ORANGE KARELIAN PASTY is on standby

Captain Black Baguette.

Captain No Hot pocket

I’m Captain of the Null Hamburger

Stacked up to these, I feel like the USS Gray Yogurt is kind of a lame title for a ship.

gray yogurt?
that sounds futuristic

Black and gray Oreo?Sounds like a Halloween flavor or something.

Captain of the Blue Roast beef sub.

Blue Beef Stew?

Red chicken?

… … …
The Hot Pink Corndog.

The White Ramen…yes

The none burrito

nayrusskyworld:

spook-dubious:

verdantrange:

twixie-answers-mod:

modofgraywalkerpony:

ask-golden-star-and-friends:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

roflmao-the-clown:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

insanelyasinine:

angrilyeverafter:

yunachan2:

skendrixlabs:

kazuyagoddamnmishima:

solidspook:

HELLO THERE MY NAME IS LILY AND IM CAPTION OF THE USS PINK PIZZA

MY NAME WOULD BE PINK PICKLE KILL ME

I’m not wearing any underwear so naked olives would be my name lol

AHOY! SPACE CAPTAIN BLACK FAJITA REPORTING FOR DUTY

I think the color I’m wearing is technically called “nude” so Nude Cookie

All board the star ship this is your captain, Blue Tuna, speaking

ORANGE KARELIAN PASTY is on standby

Captain Black Baguette.

Captain No Hot pocket

I’m Captain of the Null Hamburger

Stacked up to these, I feel like the USS Gray Yogurt is kind of a lame title for a ship.

gray yogurt?

that sounds futuristic

Black and gray Oreo?
Sounds like a Halloween flavor or something.

Captain of the Blue Roast beef sub.

Blue Beef Stew?

Red chicken?

… … …

The Hot Pink Corndog.

The White Ramen…yes

The none burrito

bubble-factory:

shubbabang:

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i refuse

hahaha

I wanna have some more mutuals!

nagisabby:

So if you post any of the following reblog this and hopefully we can follow each other!!

-Tokyo Ghoul

-Gekkan Shojo Nozaki-Kun

-Puella Magi Madoka Magica

-Free!

-SnK

-Haikyuu!!

-Mekakucity Actors/ Kagerou Project

-DMMD

-No. 6

-Kamigami no Asobi

-Another

Thanks guys!!